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Aí, aí, aí, aí!



Como alguns de vós já sabem, o dia do meu enforcamento aproxima-se a largos passos!

Enforcamento= Casamento.

Só espero que o meu noivo, não se lembre de apalpar nenhuma das convidadas, à semelhança do que este sr está a fazer.... Se não, não sei que lhe faça!

Só tenho uma coisa a meu favor: não levo Damas de Honor logo se ele apalpar será a menina das alianças, e assim seria acusado de pedofilia e lá se ia o meu casamento pelo cano!

Só lhe restam mesmo as convidadas, mas espero que não o faça, se não mato-o, o que acham?

Também podia violá-lo em plena cerimónia, o que vos parece?

Mas, isso ele ia gostar!

Estou confusa, se estivessem no meu lugar como agiriam??!

Sooooooooocorro!

Saudações diabólicas.

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korrosiva said...

No dia do casamento estamos sempre atentas a tudo e nunca vimos nada.. se ele apalpar alguém só dás por isso quando vires as fotos e o video do casamento! hihihiihi

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Madame Toulouse de Lafontaine said...

Eu cá votava na violação em pleno altar, estarias a cumprir a palavra do senhor, amai-vos e multiplicai-vos! ;)

Joana said...

Eu acho que o noivo com uma noiva como tu... não olharia para mais ninguém :p

beijinhos

O Pinoka said...

Acho que uma pessoa com a mente aberta como tu tens (ou será que afinal não?)não se importará certamente com um casual aconchego do noivo ao rabo de uma convidada.

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PS- Não te esqueças das palavras do Bispo. Olha o monte de sarilhos onde te vais meter. Mesmo se não for muçulmano, há sarilhos na mesma, digo eu.

M & S said...

antes demais parabens. ja sigo o teu blog à muito tempo atraves de um dos blogs em que escrevo, o cronicas de taxistas. o teu noivo ha de se portar bem no dia. ta descansada e se feliz! isso eq e preciso.

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Timóteo Liberdade said...

Posso ir comer camarao?

André said...

Simplesmente não casava. Isso é coisa do século passado :)

Diabólica said...

KORROSIVA,

Pois esse é o problema! LOL

Aí só vou a tempo de fazer greve de xexxxxo!looooooooool

Beijinhos.

Diabólica said...

MADAME TOULOUSE,

Ora aí está, espero que a restante audiência pense da mesma forma:))))

Beijinhos.

Diabólica said...

JOANA,

Ah, muito obrigada, miga!

Espero que ele pense o mesmo, se não vou já fazê-lo ler o teu comentário:)))

Muito obrigada, linda.

Beijinhos grandes!

Diabólica said...

PINOKA,

Sou uma mente aberta, mas apesar disso preferia que ele fosse buscar aconchego em mim... mas, pronto serei tolerante:)))

À parte disto não acho que haja sarilhos! LOOOOL

Beijokinhas.

Diabólica said...

M&AMP,

Antes de mais obrigada pela preferência, e obrigada pelo conselho.

Vou segui-lo!

Beijinhos diabólicos.

Diabólica said...

TIMOTEO,

E porque não, meu caro, os amigos são sempre bem vindos!

Beijinhos.

Diabólica said...

ANDRÉ,

Isso é o que dizes, quando aparecer a mais que tudo, vais ver que mudas de ideia....ou não...

Beijinhos.

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